Holiday Planners Pillows

'Separate vacations - four of 'em!'

The holidays start earlier every year

'364 and 1/2 days until Christmas!'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

Do you think those relatives we haven't got presents for, have left yet?

"I've solved our Thanksgiving dilemma. Here's a catering service with six therapists!"

"Holiday time around our house is a nightmare."

"Let's see. . . did I spend the same on little Jimmie as I did on Susie?...."

Lose the will to live...with last minute Christmas shopping.

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"Forget about a vacation at the beach: Fish would stop us from going in the water and seagulls would spot us on the beach..."

City Travel: 'We have a Clerical special to St Croix and St Thomas...'

'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Pay up.

'Christmas is coming ... a hop, skip and a jump ahead of the bill collector'

'The off-the-beaten-path you remember so fondly, is now a 6-lane highway.'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Santa Claus's Mail

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Fight or Flight

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Heading off with a packed bag