Godly Organizer Gifts

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

God's Sticky Notes

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

"Progress is coming right along!"

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Father Time Management

A catch-all is born.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Desert Island Raking

Pens in a kangaroo's pouch

'This closet needs digitized.'

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."