Prayerful Planner Gifts

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Drive-thru Church

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

A wiser and a better man

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

Concern Chart

"What if you go under before I need to?"

Various Birds of Pray.

Heavenly meetings.

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Put it in writing!

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

"First, I storyboarded it."

Me, Alice and God

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."