Prayerful Planner Pillows

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Drive-thru Church

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

A wiser and a better man

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

Various Birds of Pray.

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"I'm going to have to make this quick, God. I just ask that you watch over me during my double knee replacement tomorrow."

"What if you go under before I need to?"

Concern Chart

Heavenly meetings.

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Put it in writing!

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

Me, Alice and God

"First, I storyboarded it."

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

Exercise for the end of the day...