Mischievous Planner Gifts

'You and your shortcuts.'

Lawn mower breaking kit

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Bad Office Planning

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Killing Santa

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

Children playing in a library

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

"Want to have a few pies after work?"