Unexpected Planner Gifts

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Man proposes holding a balloon.

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'You and your shortcuts.'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

Lunch Surprise

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"We need a vacation..."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

Lawn mower breaking kit

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

Sunset gets later and later every day, little buddy. So what? So, sunset happens later in the day. That means I an accomplish a lot more before smooching hour. I can run an extra ten miles. I can chop an extra cord of firewood. I can catch an extra school of fish. I can prepare for my date by mining an extra nugget of lip balm from my secret lip balm quarry. I can download 30 extra books I'll never read.