Unexpected Planner T-Shirts

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'You and your shortcuts.'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

Lunch Surprise

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"We need a vacation..."

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

For use in case of wrongful arrest.