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'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

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"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

Man proposes holding a balloon.

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"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Well, I like you alright, but they can't stand you...So forget it."

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

'I want to spend my nine lives with you: Will you marry me?'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"The word you're searching for is 'wife.' "

Proposing

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A tortoise in love with a cat

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

'You were saying?'

You are my heart's delight - will you be mine?

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