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"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

"Is he expecting you? Or would you like to spring from behind a potted plant and yell 'surprise'?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

Lunch Surprise

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Cat at Surprise Party.

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

"Want to have a few pies after work?"