Mischief Planner Gifts

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

A young Don King

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

The Runaway Horse

Backfire

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Boy rolled into a snowball

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'