Meticulous Planner Mugs

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

'You got sticky notes.'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'