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"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cake Escape

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Monk & Mandi: "Mom, this top is too tight!"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"Dave's a man of rare gifts... He buys me one, about every ten years."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'You got sticky notes.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

School Trip To The Beach

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

O Christmas Tree...

'I want a big wedding with all the trimmings! So you're going to have to find a better paid career.'

Acme Crazy Straws

"No bread for Grampa. He's on a glutten-free diet."