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'You'll get wet. Why don't you use your new umbrella?'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

CEO.

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

The Re-Giving Tree

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Christmas Dwarves

'I hope you came with a receipt.'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'I like going to parties - invited or not.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"Dave's a man of rare gifts... He buys me one, about every ten years."

"What do you get for the man who complains about everything?"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'It's my stool sample.'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

'We're giving you one big present for your birthday and Christmas.'

"He's your rich uncle. What do you buy the caveman who's hunted and gathered everything?"

'... and last, but not least, a big Christmas bonus for Daddy to make sure I get what I want.'

Flowers - "You got anything that says I put a lot of thought into this gift."