Gift Logistics Expert Gifts

"I get you have overnight delivery, but what's your return policy?"

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

You Shouldn't Have

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"What do you get for the man who complains about everything?"

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

Santa's elevator

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

Transporting Live Cargo

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

'... and last, but not least, a big Christmas bonus for Daddy to make sure I get what I want.'

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

"It's all part of the new normal."

Under New Management.

That side up.

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

"236 million deliveries in one night. When can you start?"

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.