Holiday Logistics Lover Gifts

Santa's elevator

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Heavy meals on wheels

Supply Chain

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Ever Given

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Export

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Top - Perhaps

A Semicolon.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"So where's the truck park?"

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'