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"I get you have overnight delivery, but what's your return policy?"

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Supply Chain

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

"From now on we’ll no longer pay your trucking company for driving for us. We’d like to be paid by you because you’re allowed to transport our great products!"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"What do you get for the man who complains about everything?"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

Santa's elevator

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

'... and last, but not least, a big Christmas bonus for Daddy to make sure I get what I want.'

Transporting Live Cargo

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

Under New Management.

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

That side up.

"236 million deliveries in one night. When can you start?"

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'