Christmas Logistics Wiz Gifts

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Heavy meals on wheels

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Supply Chain

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Ever Given

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Export

Top - Perhaps

A Semicolon.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"So where's the truck park?"

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."