Accessory Lover Pillows

"You look great, dear. Your skin goes with anything."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

"I'm in my other handbag."

'Unlike the other boys, a baseball cap and earring isn't good enough for you, is it, Barratt!'

'Who knew you could have vanity wings!'

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Overkill, dude."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Do you like my bling?

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

Fruit Bonnet

Shoe Whore

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."