Whimsical Accessory Lover Pillows

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A watch face with Stonehenge

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Serenade for you...

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'A Dust Cow'.

"Whose tie?"

'I like a man in a suit.'

About Santa 2017.

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

clown trophies

'Fairy friday.'

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

"It's not a backpack."

"I'm in my other handbag."

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

"You look great, dear. Your skin goes with anything."

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'Who knew you could have vanity wings!'

Detention Anklets

Bride

Hunter's Hat Shop

I wanted gloves without fingers!

"Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot's clip-on."