Quirky Relationship Humor Fan Gifts

"I just started nibbling on his ear. I guess I didn't realise how hungry I was."

Remember no handshaking

Life is for the birds.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'Check out the old dude.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

The Pencil and Sharpener

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Hot cross buns

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."