Quirky Benefits Aficionado Gifts

'And as a full time employee, Ruth you're entitled to 15 percent of all caskets and embalming supplies.'

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

'What's wrong with you?'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Llama training

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Must be one of those underground bands.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

You too can juggle.

"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Have we got a show for you!"

Do Not Sneer.

"Are you binge watching again?"

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

The Man in the Iron Basque!

"C'mon, Kid...let's not let this get ugly!"

Circus News

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

England's Cafe Culture

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui