Garbage Collecting Prints

"Do you ever hate yourself?"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Utility Chic.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

The traveling Yard Sale.

'What training do I get?'

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

Dustbin monster.

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."