Collecting Aviation Memorabilia Pillows

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

OOPS!

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

RAF plane ride.

For Sale: Red Arrow

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Exempli Gratia.

Multiple Migs

Snail Crossing.

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Kangaroo in a plane.

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

Working from home.

Where airbags should be.

Bob always reads the Passenger Information Card, just to see what it says about him.

The Boche Catcher

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'Just before you go sir, Fred's bringing the service history.'

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Christmas, 1919.

"Aye, Captain, reverse course, I say reverse course!"

'Fool me once...'

'Diet...Coke!'

A man sticks pins into a doll of a pilot who, driven to distraction, flies his plane into the man's house.