Vintage Aviation Aficionado Pillows

Christmas, 1919.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

Walking Luggage.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

TSA Noah

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Cow Blue Arrows

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

A private jet takes off

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Airplane Mode.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."