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"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

A child watches as a small figure parachutes out of a tiny aeroplane that has collided with his mobile.

OOPS!

RAF plane ride.

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

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'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Multiple Migs

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

'I bet that new guy can't wait to tell a bunch of tall tales about where he's been and stuff...'

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

Kangaroo in a plane.

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

Working from home.

'Are we there yet?'

Words you don't ever want to hear: 'I keep forgetting - east, is that to the left or the right of north?'

"They’re after a younger demographic."

"Oi you. . . down the back. . . sit still and watch this video on the dangers of sitting still."

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Yellow Airplane

'RIGHT! That's IT young man! You're grounded!'

"Your pilot is still de-icing."

'You're a bit low on approach, Flight 203!'

"The whole squadron could be wiped out if he starts throwing poo!"

"I don't tolerate unruly passengers."

Captain Pointy No.14 - Falling out a loop the loop