Plane Model Maker Gifts

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

We're putting on a subtraction.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

OOPS!

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

Chattanooga choo choo

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'I wish I looked like a model.'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Multiple Migs

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

Self-Made Man.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Green Peace.

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"No one said it couldn't be a working model..."

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

"This town ain't big enough."

These cities aren't going to reimagine themselves.

Reduced for Quick Sale.

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'