Plane Model Maker Gifts

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

OOPS!

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

Chattanooga choo choo

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Multiple Migs

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

"All very impressive, gentlemen...but where are you hoping to find people tiny enough to live in them?"

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

Self-Made Man.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Green Peace.

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"No one said it couldn't be a working model..."

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

'It's our new stealth model drone, sir.'

"This town ain't big enough."

Paper Airplane

Build the Iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

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