Interstellar Humor Prints

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Save Our Universe

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

Climbing to the moon

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"Are there space-babes?"

Seances of the future

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Serious business

Small laughing space creatures.

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

How's my abducting?

New Years Reolutions