Intergalactic Humor Lover Prints

Susie...are we even on the right planet?

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Marry me astronaut

Save Our Universe

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

"Are there space-babes?"

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

Seances of the future

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

"Space is not for pussies!"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

Small laughing space creatures.

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

How's my abducting?

TPP