Cosmos Exploration Gifts

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Big Bang Theory.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Teenagers!'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Head over Hooves

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

High-gravity baseball

Boptimism

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'