Cosmic Chaos Explorer Gifts

The Black Hole of Plans

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

The Lost World: You are Here

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Mars Poppins

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

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God passing the time.