Cosmic Chaos Explorer Gifts

The Black Hole of Plans

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Head over Hooves

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.