Green Technology Explorer Gifts

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Your Future Home.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Solar Panel

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Natural gas

Solar Power.

The oil trap.

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"I'd like to make a return."

Industries with clean energy

Windmill Maintenance

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Bike powered computer.

"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"

Igloo with Heat Pump

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"