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Business Sisyphus

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Here be dragons.

"Scuba cow"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

The star hunters

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Walt Disney on ice."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Dreams I have had...

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Nihilistic customer service"

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

The 2024 Deepfake awards

Spot the fur ball.

"I feel all tingly."

"No, not that button!"

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Tales of the unicorns"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."