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"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Raincloud Umbrella

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Swiss army knife

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Primitive magician

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Save the unicorn.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Stonehenge Explained

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Gremlins 47

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

Ask A Silly Question.

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Knighthood being given by the king

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"That's my dad over there."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'