Futility Aficionado Mugs

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Primitive magician

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Swiss army knife

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Stonehenge Explained

Save the unicorn.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Look man, no wings!'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Gremlins 47

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

Knighthood being given by the king

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Ask A Silly Question.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"That's my dad over there."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'