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A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Raincloud Umbrella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We won!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Primitive magician

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Swiss army knife

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Stonehenge Explained

Save the unicorn.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Gremlins 47

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Look man, no wings!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

Knighthood being given by the king

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Ask A Silly Question.

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"That's my dad over there."