Dysfunction Aficionado Mugs

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A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Raincloud Umbrella

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"We won!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Primitive magician

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Swiss army knife

Stonehenge Explained

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Save the unicorn.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Gremlins 47

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'

Ask A Silly Question.

Knighthood being given by the king

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."