School Rule Navigator Gifts

"Sorry, volunteers need a tardy slip from the Principal's office too."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"It's going to be one of those days."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

Controversial Boxes

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

'The memo said we can't eat at our desk. Didn't say anything about cooking.'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'

"Oh, I know full well he remembers the school rules! He just chooses to ignore them!"

"The EPA is demanding that we come out with a new model that uses less energy."

'Do you remember when all we had to worry about was the menu?'