School Rule Navigators Gifts

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"It's going to be one of those days."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

Babies

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

"It's just a phase he's going through, you'll see."

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'

'I know school doesn't start for another week, but any chance I could just drop them off now?'

'If you wanted a kid with a good report card, you both should have married someone with brains.'