Grade Navigators Gifts

Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

Books 'n' Carrots

Babies

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"Nice putt."

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

...What if I promise to only use half my brain?

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

'Sometimes I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day -- but I wouldn't list it under 'career goals.'