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Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

Books 'n' Carrots

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

Babies

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

IRS: I Survived the Audit.

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

Theories Of Everything: 'Everything would be perfect if I had a dirt bike.'

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

"Nice putt."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

...What if I promise to only use half my brain?

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."