Schoolyard Explorer Gifts

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Recess does things to a man."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"She said that girls mature faster than boys, so I pulled her hair."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

One!

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

I miss recess!

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Child development. How children change.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

How to sleep when you're a kid...

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Social distancing

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"