Quirky Problem Solvers Pillows

"Yup. I'm guessing there's your problem."

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

Hair dryer broken again?

'I used to lose things all the time too. Then I had this zipper put in.'

"We'll be found soon I didn't pay the television licence"

'Forget government intervention. Hire a snake charmer has truly worked wonders.'

'A guy on the phone says he's stolen your identity, but thinks you and him might get on, do you want to go for a pint with him?'

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

Disaster struck Nigel at the base of Ben Nevils. His high heels had given out. He would now have to make the ascent wearing his Auntie Maud's pink slippers.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

When Engineers Crack.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Supply Chain

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Missing. Last seen with.

Attitude Counselor.

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'