Crafty Problem Solver Pillows

"Complaints should be seen as a 'learning opportunity'. I'm using some of them to learn how to make a papier-mâché model of the Pyramid of Giza."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

First aid in mountains

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Creative department

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Innovative

Fittd shēt

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'