Quirky Problem Solver Pillows

"I'm taking a vertical approach to social distancing."

Problem solving centre.

'Cotton wool' behind glass 'In case of fire alarm break glass'

'Some people find my methods of dealing with a stammer unorthodox.'

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

Safety Tips from the American Council to Avoid Static Shocks

"See no more hiccups."

The hunt family finally solved the problem of the fire ants.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

The man who gave up utensils for Lent.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

"I know it says I need to wear glasses, officer... but my windshield is prescription!"

'My job's been a lot easier since I thought of using the mute.'

"What? You've got problems with a pipe? The whole house is dry??? Don't panic! I'll be there in a minute!"

Doctor using a skeleton's arm to scratch his back.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"I found a great way to keep my yard from tangling as I work."

Ethel's offer to iron out Ned's problems turned out to be a problem in and of itself....

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Attitude Counselor.

Man looking at "Missing" poster of a puzzle piece

'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'

"We don't own one of those fancy vibrating chairs, so we put all our phones on vibrate and put them behind his back, then we call them."

'One dozen doughnuts - sorry we've run out bags!'

'Only you could do that to an ATM!'

'But sir! That's the best granite, no burglar could get through that.'

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

International Championship of Opening Bottles Without a Bottle Opener

"We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!"

Violinist and boot

Painter has borrowed children's slide to paint the walls.

'Woops, a leak! Not to worry, I'll climb up there and patch the thing.'

"How many times do I tell you, you CANNOT unfreeze your screen with your hairdryer!"

'It's a perfect solution to help stop your sleepwalking.'