Clever Problem Solver Pillows

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

Gracie uses her books to drink water from a fountain.

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

First aid in mountains

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Creative department

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Innovative

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.