Quirky Problem Solver Mugs

"I'm taking a vertical approach to social distancing."

Problem solving centre.

'Cotton wool' behind glass 'In case of fire alarm break glass'

'Some people find my methods of dealing with a stammer unorthodox.'

'We've been struggling to keep up with our rapidly growing enrollment.'

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

Safety Tips from the American Council to Avoid Static Shocks

"See no more hiccups."

The hunt family finally solved the problem of the fire ants.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

The man who gave up utensils for Lent.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

"I know it says I need to wear glasses, officer... but my windshield is prescription!"

'My job's been a lot easier since I thought of using the mute.'

"What? You've got problems with a pipe? The whole house is dry??? Don't panic! I'll be there in a minute!"

Doctor using a skeleton's arm to scratch his back.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"I found a great way to keep my yard from tangling as I work."

Ethel's offer to iron out Ned's problems turned out to be a problem in and of itself....

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Attitude Counselor.

Man looking at "Missing" poster of a puzzle piece

'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'

"We don't own one of those fancy vibrating chairs, so we put all our phones on vibrate and put them behind his back, then we call them."

'One dozen doughnuts - sorry we've run out bags!'

'Only you could do that to an ATM!'

'But sir! That's the best granite, no burglar could get through that.'

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

Welcome back to "The Ask Sadie Show." You're on Connecticut. What's your problem?! How can I get my landlord to stop parking in my parking spot? Excellent question. It's possible it's just an innocent misunderstanding. It's equally possible to innocently rent a circus elephant that likes to sit on cars. The lawyers have asked me to clarify that your question and my answer are not necessarily related. Gotcha.

It's still wobbly - Put another folded-up napkin under the leg.

International Championship of Opening Bottles Without a Bottle Opener

"We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!"

Violinist and boot

Entry-level tech-support jobs.