Unexpected Problem Solvers Pillows

'Thank you once again Joe, without your skills, this waveguide system would not have been ready in time...'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

A boy acting suspiciously

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

When Engineers Crack.

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Innovation & Calculation

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Illogic Tree

Supply Chain

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Early Tech Support

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

M16 Code-breakers office

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

Conspiracy Theory Books

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

Research, Development and Second Thoughts