Quirky Solutions Pillows

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Man sharpening cork screw with a pencil sharpener

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Raincloud Umbrella

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Ball as water-melon.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Attitude Counselor.

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

Using a dog to pull a tooth.