Quirky Tech Pillows

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Book Worm

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Snake with headphones.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Telephone Box

Sugar Machine

"...and if I press this button..."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Great we have mice.

The meaning of life? Sure --- wait a minute and I'll Google it.

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

User-Unfriendly

Tough employee uses computer rat instead of mouse.

"Of course we allow smartphones, just not thumbs..."

FREE mobile phone painting

"Look, the crowd loves it! I told you the bungee cord would be a BIg Hit!"