Quirky Gadgets Pillows

Man on street sees a machine with a sign and a camera below ' Your Weight + Naughty Picture'.

Raincloud Umbrella

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ball as water-melon.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Clam Spearing

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"...and if I press this button..."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'I told you it would fit!'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Twitter's not enough. Personal news tickers are the next big thing.

Great we have mice.

For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.