Quirky Gadgets Pillows

Man on street sees a machine with a sign and a camera below ' Your Weight + Naughty Picture'.

Raincloud Umbrella

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ball as water-melon.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Clam Spearing

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"...and if I press this button..."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

"Please ... let me get a new hair dryer!"

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'