Quirkytechnology Pillows

User-Unfriendly

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Nun Fight.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Best before 65 million BC.

Joined at the hipster.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'Mind if I join you?'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Snake with headphones.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Bizarre sights.

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

The Collective Unconscious

Sugar Machine

'Just for a change, how about we tickle this one?'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'